100+ Ridiculous Horse Names

Are you seeking a distinctive horse name that will make people laugh?  Our list of 100+ best funny horse names should be taken with a grain of salt; we have taken inspiration from racehorses, pop culture, and horse puns. The best name is one that suits the horse's personality traits and appearance, or is linked to its lineage.

50 Funny Horse Names

1. Louis Hoofstrong
2. Burger
3. Ur Mom
4. Convict
5. Galloping Glutton
6. Neighbelline
7. Horse
8. Laun Mower
9. Usain Colt
10. Oh Golly
11. Mare-Lyn Monroe
12. Hoof Hearted
13. Free to Good Home
14. Horsey Mchorseface
15. Sir Loin
16. Gandalf
17. Moo Cow
18. Sotally Tober
19. Baloo
20. Glue Girl
21. My Niegha
22. Winnie the Poohny (Perfect name for a pony)
23. Beatch
24. Pumbaa (funny stable name)
25. Donald Buck
26. Booger
27. Honda Civic
28. Sloth
29. Mayoneighs
30. Maple stirrup
31. Bike
32. Daisy the Dressage Disaster
33. Chunky Monkey
34. Clueless Clyde
35. 16hh in Heels
36. Breeder Error
37. Wholy Sheet
38. Passing Wind (ran the Melbourne cup)
39. Ponyhontas
40. Gollum
41. Olaf
42. Toni Broncxton
43. Timon
44. Sir Trots
45. Binch Eeter
46. Sausage
47. Neighsayer
48. Pluto
49. Red Bull
50. Stop Foaling Around

20 Ridiculous Horse Names with Pop Culture References

1. Taylor Drift
2. 50 Shades of Hay
3. Hairy Trotter (Or Harry Trotter)
4. Elton Jog
5. Donald Jump
6. Brittneigh Spurs
7. Ugly Betty
8. Usain Colt
9. Jon bon Pony
10. Anpony Hopkins
11. Britney Rears (great for a female horse)
12. Whinny Houston
13. Ellen The Generous
14. Forrest Jump
15. Darth Vader
16. OMG They Killed Kenny
17. Sylvester stallion
18. Pongo (for a spotty horse)
19. Bitney Spears
20. Baloo

20 Funny Racehorse Names

The horse racing industry requires horses to have a unique name to be registered, resulting in a lot of pretty ridiculous names that will give you a good laugh. Check out our list of funny kentucky derby horse names and jockey club registry names below:

1. Naughty Kitten (Mare 2012)
2. Triple Clown (Gelding 2013) *Instead or Triple Crown
3. Walk of Shame (1991)
4. Fooling around (Gelding 2013)
5. Lewinsky (2006)
6. Two in the Pink
7. Player of the Year (1996)
8. Bodacious Tatas (1985 Mare)
9. Don't Bite Me (1996 Mare)
10. Naughty Librarian (Mare 2019)
11. Fiesty n' Foxy (Mare 2007)
12. Butcher Knife (Mare 2014)
13. Kisses And Kicks (Mare 2017) 
14. Spicy Bomb (Mare 2006)
15. Handsome Duck (1995)
16. Maneater (Mare 1999)
17. Burgoo King (1932)
18. Spend a Buck (1985)
19. Hold on Tight (Gelding 2003)
20. Daddy nose best (Gelding 2009)

10 Naughty Horse Names

1. Black Booty (Instead of Black Beauty)
2. Pee ness
3. Gee Spot
4. Panty Raid
5. Junk in the Trunk
6. Slumpbuster
7. Forrest Hump (instead of Forrest Gump)
8. Dixie Normus
9. Erek Shon (suitable for a Stallion)
10. Creme de La Cooch

We hope you found our list of 100+ of the funniest horse names helpful when searching for a funny barn name or show horse name.